Penguin Girl is just like that poem, sugar and spice and everything nice. Mr. Destructo is the opposite, the complete and utter opposite. As a toddler, he perfected the art of ignoring authority entirely. Every now and then, he will respond in total defiance of you, but that's not exactly better. Hopefully he won't dedicate himself to a life of wreaking havoc. He'd be really good at that. The vacuum in the hall closet that's held together with zip-ties and doesn't work quite as well a puny Dustbuster is a fine example of his work. I'm keeping a list of all his accomplishments. I think it'll be fun to share at his wedding reception.
